Some fun stuff

October 9, 2006

This comes to us from long-time Komets fan Bill Hudson who has gone all-Chris Berman on this year’s roster. Some of these are quite inspired.

Guy Dupuis Are the Champions, my Friends.

Mike KingDombkiwicz for a horse

Mario Larocque breaks scissors

Adam Kate Blanchette

J.F. Labarre is
open for business

Martin Unleaded Gascon

King Arthur Kiyaga

Miller Genuine Draft

David Hukalo Berry Hound

Bogdan and take it like a
man Rudenko

Dan McWhinney Place or Show

Roger Moore as The St. Pierre

Daniel Don’t Goneau

Vorhees A Jolly Good Fellow   

Which led me to remember when we used to do this as a contest.

Dave Grand Gagnon
Peter Peter puck eater Sidorkiewicz

Yves Hogan’s Heroux

Jergus Chew Baca
Igor No, that’s I-gor Malykhin
Colin Not by the hair of my chinny, chin Chin
Carey I love Lucyk
Kory Come a little Kocur
Steve Better fetch a stretcher Fletcher
Ralph My Sharona Barahona
Bob Bagels Lakso
Serge Isosceles Tri- Anglehart
Robin Woof, woof Bawa
Guy Scooby Dooby Dupuis
Kelly Children should be seen and not Hurd
Scott Don’t be Gruhl

Peter No scor- Ing
Ian Let’s hear it for the Boyce
Jeff Tootsie Rohlicek

Scott Burfoot barefoot in the park

Anybody have any others they’d like to add?


78 Responses to “Some fun stuff”

  1. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mr. Sebring….I am inspired for sure.

    How about these:

    Blake Super Fan Sebring?
    Greg “Nothing At All” Puhulski
    Colin Lock Chaulk And Barrel
    What A Guy Dupuis
    David Franke My Dear I Don’t Give A D…
    BatMan and Rob Guinn

    Sorry about the first 2…Do these qualify as calling people names? LOL

  2. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Dan McWhinney the Pooh and Tigger Too?

  3. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mario Larocque of ages…..Let me hide myself in thee…..

  4. Blake Says:

    You’re on fire!

  5. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Bogdan that name is Rudenko-lous!!!!

  6. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Bet you couldn’t guess I would be good at this stuff…

  7. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Robin Big Snake?

    That one doesn’t need any help…still makes me laugh.

  8. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Oh Lordy…We All Fear Ryan Jorde

  9. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    A No Brainer Here:

    Johnny B. Goodwin

  10. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Jean-Simon Jingle Hymer Richard…His Name Is My Name Too!!!

  11. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    J. C. Penney Ruid?

  12. Blake Says:

    Had some caffeine today, have we Hit?

  13. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Charlie Levin to Beaver?

  14. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Can’t have Caffeine do to medical conditions but nice try….

  15. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Blake Chrysler Sebring?

  16. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    This one will hit the Spy a little hard…

    Justin don’t call me Linda Cohn…..LOL

  17. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Justin case you want an Ice Cream Cohn?

  18. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mike Dumb and Dombkiewicz

  19. Tony E Says:

    I think he is on something stronger than Coffee LOL

  20. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Tony don’t call me Sheila E?

  21. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Martin Don’t Forget to Fill Up the Lawn Mower with that Gascon

  22. Tony E Says:

    Noooo remember, another famous poster already gave me my nickname
    Tony “knows” E..verything
    LOL 😉

  23. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Kevin…Hey Baby, You Are One Hansen Dude!!!

  24. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    One for the older crowd…

    It’s time for A.J. Bozoian’s Grand….Prize…Game!!!!!

  25. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Steve Fletcher? I never touched her……

  26. Heather Says:

    well this was a great idea lol

  27. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mario Larocque-E-Balboa?

  28. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mario Larocque The Jungle!!!!!!

  29. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Carl Phil Lefty Michaelson?

  30. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mario…if you smell what Larocque is cooking?

  31. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mario Like Larocque…
    I was strong as I could be
    Like Larocque, nothin’ ever got to me
    Like Larocque, I was something to see
    Like Larocque

  32. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Pat Bingham Me Up Scotty!!!

  33. jim Says:

    TONY “I THINK KNOW E..verything”

  34. Mark Says:

    Lee “Harley” Davidson

  35. Mark Says:


    Can I have whatever it is that you are on tonight?

  36. Mark Says:

    I have a stupid joke..but here goes..

    what do you get when you cross JC Ruid, KJ Voorhees and JF Labarre…

  37. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    I give up?

  38. Mark Says:

    Alphabet soup….ok but I did warn you that it was a stupid just really bored..

    I started school 2 weeks ago, and im doing this stupid writing homework…I wanna cry its so stupid…

  39. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Shawn Put Down The Lid When You Are Dundon!!!

  40. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    I don’t care who you are…that there was some funny stuff….

  41. Mark Says:

    who you talking to…


  42. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mostly myself…I admit…but…yeah, you too Mark.

  43. Heather Says:

    Mario Larocque says Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    My brain is officially fried…I give up….as Larry the PA Guy Schmidt would say ……….For Now!!!!!!

  45. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Nice Attempt by a Hottie

  46. Mark Says:

    Do you smell what Larocque is cooking….

  47. Heather Says:

    That’s a nice thing to say about Mark lol

  48. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    J.F. set Labarre high…and failed!

  49. Mark Says:

    Its the Larocque and Bullwinkle show…

  50. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Mario Larocque and Roll Part 2????

  51. Mark Says:

    uh…(running as far away as I can)

  52. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    Nah Nah Nah Nah…Hey….You Suck!!!!


  53. Mark Says:

    well hit, its been real, its been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun…I gotta run and finish up this stuff called i can go to bed…

  54. Heather Says:

    you call him a hottie and he runs away how rude lol

  55. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    David Franke Goes To Hollywood…..

  56. Tony E Says:

    Hit, you never cease to amaze me LOL.
    Thanks for the laughs tonight everyone. You guys ruined the perfectly good bad mood I was in!!

  57. Tony E Says:

    Wow!! I didn’t even see my troll board stalker on the thread. Hiya Jimbo.
    I only say this because I do know everything but your post is missing a key vowel.
    Goodnight all. This thread will go down in the archives!

  58. chuckitt Says:

    just chuckitt all and goodnight!

  59. Brandon Says:

    You, Me, and Guy Dupuis
    K.J. Voorwho? Voorhees!
    Pat Bingham down the house
    J.C. Ruid-it
    Arthur You say Koyaga, I say Kiyaga
    Kevin MMMMBOP Hansen
    Adam Machetti Blanchette
    Super Mario Can’t Stop Larocque

    I’m sure i’ll have more soon.

  60. Brandon Says:

    Told ya…

    He’s runnin, stumblin, fumblin, Shawn Dundon
    Bob Chase-d the dinosaurs

  61. Brandon Says:

    Back at it again…

    Kelly “The Net Filler” Miller
    David Suckalo (For the away games ofcourse)
    Martin Fill Up the Gascon
    Daniel Goneau-way!
    Dan McWhinney The Pooh and St Pierre too!
    David Besner-over
    J.F. “Quick as a hare” Labarre
    Pascal “The Curency” Morency

    Consider yourselves lucky that Rockford signed Bryce Cockburn this year and not us 🙂

  62. Tom B. Says:

    This one is almost too easy to take credit for…

    Hokey Pokey Reddick

  63. Tom B. Says:

    Oh, I just thought of one more:

    Kevin I Only Played Here A Few Weekes

  64. Jeff Says:

    How about this one …

    Like Larocque, I was strong as I could be.

    Like Larocque, Nothing ever got to me.

    Like Larocque, I was something to see.

    Like Larocque.

  65. Jeff Says:

    Sorry Hit,
    I didn’t see you already entered Like Larocque.

    Will Kevin Hansen be puttin’ on the foil this year, beating up *&%$ machines that took his quarter, or wondering if Fort Wayne shows Speed Racer?

    Will the opposing fans be standing up to him? Will the peanut vendors be standing up to him? By god, if opposing announcers could get down there, would they be standing up to him?

  66. Tony E Says:

    Gheesh this is getting even better LOL keep it up!

  67. me Says:

    *off topic*
    Why don’t the Komets try to get a working agreement with an SPHL team? I believe this was asked before but I saw no response.

  68. Tony E Says:

    They are pretty much at the same level. Actually the UHL might be a bit above the SPHL talent wise. There really would be no benefit in that exchange.

  69. Drop The Gloves!!!!!! Says:

    TRANSACTION HISTORY Season: 06-07 Regular
    Date Player Team Transaction
    10/10/2006 Kevin Reiter (G) Utah DEL Released from PTO

  70. hobo Says:

    think he’ll come calling now?

  71. Tony E Says:

    I bet he ends up in the CHL

  72. hobo Says:

    would ft wayne still take him if he does call? or do you think its too late?

  73. Tony E Says:

    If he wants to start I do not think he would call but I think if you are Fort Wayne and he does call you at least need to pick up the phone and listen. You can’t blame a guy for wanting to try to move up so that alone should not have burned any bridges.

  74. Greg Says:

    He’s definatly a guy I would want to back up St. Pierre, I think he could push him as well. That being said, I’m not so sure that Reiter wants to play here at all. It’s not a money issue that I’m aware of, so unless he just doesn;t get any other offers I doubt he’ll play in Fort Wayne.

  75. Hit Somebody!!! Says:

    I think Dan McWhinney is a great find and will do a great job. Who needs Reiter anyway. He is good, but not that good. Let’s give the kid we got a good chance first. He has some good skills and heck, who knows, he might be the next stud goalie in this league like what K-Zoo had last year in a very young talented goalie….

  76. Greg Says:

    I didn’t have the chance to see McWhinney so all I can go by is what I have seen. You could be right, McWhinney might be a great goaltender, the thing is we don’t know. I know Reiter is a decent back up and he wouldn’t even cost a vet spot. He does cost a rookie spot meaning that they can’t use the back up as a rookie which I know teams like to do.

  77. Greg Says:

    Matt Elich’s try-out in Slovakia failed. Hummmm. I wonder???

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